Knife of Ooze Spreading

A prison butter knife that Silithane slammed on Mean Claude's prize desk in
Session 4 and sold as a legendary artifact ("any item you want to spread, any
fashion — it makes the perfect spread"), backed by a convincing Arcana-laced pitch.
Thalia played fake rival bidder ("5 mints — in secret," hands over her ears so
Claude couldn't haggle). Won by Mean Claude for one claw-machine play (which yielded
the War Machine Club) plus a dusty bottle of sewer wine.

The punchline: it actually works — Claude flattened a chair into two dimensions
with it. Current owner: Mean Claude.