The Goblin Tour Guide

A top-hatted, long-coated goblin who runs daily walking tours of the Menagoles — "a goblin-themed tour, but not just for goblins" — promising "every secret of the town." Moved to the Menagoles ~15 years ago; a one-man operation, "just one little goblin guy doing his best to be a goblin guide." Genuinely well-informed and fond of the party (who declared his "the best tour I've been on").

Session 48 (first met)

• Sweeps up the party onto a tour already escorting four badge-wearing goblins, leading them past the town's landmarks and elders.
• Names the town's history: introduces Elder Brantwaite of Little Layton and the twice-demolished Layton Bridge; pointedly skips Orathos Keep as "worthless to talk about" because "it has no history" — a quiet jab at Laewendas's occupation.
• Runs a haunted-house finale in the church undercroft (recorded scares, a rope-and-pulley "ghost"), insisting his tour facts are all true. Offers tours "every day, not just for goblins."